(Source: captain-hedgemerica)
(Source: hiddlybatch, via karikusu)
| Teacher: | Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but- |
|---|---|
| Me: | LOKI? |
| Teacher: | Pardon? |
| Me: | The God of Mischief. |
| Teacher: | ...okay. So, where's your homework? |
| Me: | I don't have it. |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | I sent it off, I know not where. |
| Teacher: | Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange... |
| Me: | Is it madness? IS IT? |
| Teacher: | Hey, watch your tone- |
| Me: | WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT? |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think you need to- |
| Me: | How's your coffee? |
| Teacher: | What? |
| Me: | You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank? |
| Teacher: | I don't- |
| Me: | There's no gas in the tank. |
| Teacher: | What- |
| Me: | I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS. |
| Teacher: | Okay, I think it's time for- |
| Me: | LOKI%2 |
Tell me is it ok to think that that baby would be talented and extremely hot
(Source: timelordsandarmydoctors, via tomhiddlestonappreciationblog)
Reblog this if you want an Avengers pick up line in your askbox.
please please please please???
(Source: helloeverything, via psychosauce)
| God: | Let's give the fangirls out there something to ruin their lives |
|---|---|
| God: | ooooh he has to be British |
| God: | and talented... |
| God: | and so handsome they look at the screen and sob |
| God: | wow, he is perfect. |
| God: | too perfect... |
| God: | OH ME. WHAT HAVE I CREATED? |
(Source: paulywesley, via lokimotion)
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark, via lokimotion)
(Source: daily-dose-of-loki, via tomhiddlestonappreciationblog)
